the Wadsworth Constant
The Wadsworth Constant is the idea (and 2011 meme) that one can safely skip past the first 30 percent of any YouTube video without missing any important content. We know, of course, you never skip…
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Cake and Cunnilingus Day
Observed on April 14th, Cake and Cunnilingus Day is an unofficial, internet joke holiday where women are supposed to receive oral sex (cunnilingus) and eat cake—all during the same, decadent day. It was created in response to… -
Marshmallow Test
The Marshmallow Test is a famous psychological test performed on young children in the 1960s linking delayed gratification (a treat right now...or two later?) to success later in life. A 2018 replication notably concluded, though,… -
shook
Shook is the past tense form of shake, used as a slang term to describe feelings ranging from discombobulation and fear to rage and elation, kind of like "all shaken up." Want more of the… -
boing
Boing is onomatopoeia for a springing, twanging sound or action, like a diving board or ... an erection. -
kemosabe
Happy trails, kemosabe. Kemosabe means "friend," popularized by The Lone Ranger radio and TV show. -
IG
IG stands for the social media platform Instagram. It also sometimes short for I guess. -
ard
For those residing in Philadelphia, ard is slang for "alright." For those living outside of the area, it just looks like a typo ... -
IBM
IBM stands for International Business Machines, a multinational computer and information technology company. It can also stand for itty bitty meat, or a "small penis." -
GMFU
GMFU is an internet slang acronym that means got me fucked up. It's used when something has you all out of sorts and feeling a lot of feels, usually negative ones. -
stashing
Have you ever been romantically involved with someone but never met any of their friends or family or have never even been featured on their social media? If so, you might be the victim of stashing,… -
slay
Yaaaaaas! Slay, queen! Slay can mean "to kill a person or animal," "to make someone laugh," "to have sex with someone," or "to do something spectacularly well," especially when it comes to fashion, artistic performance,…