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Destroy Dick December
[ dih-stroi dik dih-sem-ber ]
What does Destroy Dick December mean?
Destroy Dick December is a joke challenge where a guy is supposed to masturbate excessively during the month of December—not that plenty of men aren’t doing that already. It’s an answer to No Nut November, where men challenge themselves to refrain from masturbating.
Where does Destroy Dick December come from?
Destroy Dick December is a spinoff of No Nut November, a monthlong joke challenge where men are supposed to abstain from nutting, or ejaculating, either from masturbation or intercourse, throughout November. As a response, the alliteration-driven Destroy Dick December dares any No Nut November survivor to masturbate so much in December that their penises are, well, destroyed.
Destroy Dick December emerged in the beginning of November 2017, as shown in the tweet below.
My Calendar:
Just Jerk January
Frequently Fap February
Mash Meat March
Advanced Alleviation April
Mostly Masturbate May
Justified Jizzing June
Junk Jacking July
Award Arousal August
Sexual Satisfaction September
Obtain Orgasm October
Never Not Nut November
Destroy Dick December— Merry Canemian (@IncredCanemian) November 10, 2017
The next day, Instagram user rapper2k directly connected the two joking month observances.
Over the following days, the “rules” of Destroy Dick December were established in a text message that was shared on Reddit, Instagram, and other social media sites. During the month, the man is supposed to masturbate once on December 1st, twice on December 2nd, and all the way up to 31 times on New Year’s Eve.
Destroy Dick December
December 1: 1 nut
December 2: 2 nuts
…
December 31: 31 nutsWill you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?
— Mike Hawk (@trapjesus_69) November 13, 2017
Destroy Dick December spread and inspired many masturbation-related jokes and memes throughout, you guessed it, December 2017.
Kim Jung Un, circa first day of Destroy Dick December(2017 colorized) pic.twitter.com/9S7sxUKWVH
— ANIMEMES (@itanimeirl) December 5, 2017
Destroy Dick December? did you mean pic.twitter.com/bEh8dTHGxD
— starridge (@pastelstarstuff) December 10, 2017
Examples of Destroy Dick December
Who uses Destroy Dick December?
Obviously, mentions of (hopefully fictional) attempts at “completing” Destroy Dick December are popular in the months of November and December, as is the hashtag #DestroyDickDecember. But mostly, the monthlong challenge is simply fodder for gross, boyish humor about masturbating.
When you do day 31 of Destroy Dick December pic.twitter.com/CQtivD3w9y
— Shikki (@SonicDahMario) December 2, 2017
me on no nut november day 30 vs me on destroy dick december day 31 pic.twitter.com/H02VyumtIk
— Shokso (@theshokier) November 4, 2018
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