morning glory
No, we're not talking flowers here. The slang morning glory is much less innocent: it's the experience of waking up with an erection.
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KMS
KMS is an internet shorthand for kill myself. It is generally used as a melodramatic expression of frustration or disgust or a more serious expression of discomfort or sadness. KMS is sometimes short for kilometers. Content warning:… -
clunge
Clunge is a vulgar slang term for "anus" or "vagina," as well as a vulgar term for women in general. -
albatraoz
Playing off the large seabird known as the albatross, albatraoz is occasionally used as a slang for a powerful, strong-willed woman—or, translated to another slang term, a boss-ass bitch. It comes from the name of… -
WE
WE is an internet abbreviation meaning whatever. It can be used as a simple replacement for the word or as a flippant remark—or, you know, whatever. WE occasionally stands for weekend. -
FSE
We’re pretty sure you’re not here to learn about the FSE of Fast Software Encryption, Football Supporters Europe, or Feline Snuggle Enjoyment. OK, we just made that last one up. FSE is an internet initialism that stands… -
free shavacado
Free shavacado is a meme that spread after an internet user recorded a poorly crafted sign advertising fresh avocado at a Del Taco fast-food restaurant, which led to this humorous pronunciation. -
drinkin’ Henny
Drinkin’ Henny is slang for "drinking Hennessy," a leading brand of cognac popular in hip-hop and Black culture. -
sloppy toppy
Sloppy toppy is slang for oral sex given to a man, typically involving a generous amount of saliva. Content warning: the following article contains graphic and explicit references to sexual language, which are included because… -
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shoot the shit
Hey, wassup? Nothing much? Cool, cool. When you're just chilling and chatting with your friends, you're shooting the shit. -
What are those?!
Your shoes, dude! What are those?! Reaching meme status in the mid-2010s, What are those?! is a humorous expression used when someone is wearing a pair of unattractive shoes. Bonus points if you draw it out…