absofuckinglutely

[ ab-suh-fuhk-ing-loot-lee, -fuhk-in-, ab-soh- ]

adjective

1. one-hundred percent; without exception; without doubt or reservation:

   If he says he’ll be there, then he absofuckinglutely will be.

interjection

1. (used emphatically to express complete agreement or unqualified assent):

   Are we ready to get out on the field and win this game? Absofuckinlutely!

Word History and Origins

Origin of absofuckinglutely¹

First recorded in 1920–25; by tmesis, i.e., the interpolation of a word, here fucking, between the parts of another word, here abso-lutely; originally British army slang from World War I